K'nuckles: Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me, we'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ No drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure -- that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
Flapjack: Candy Wife?!
This hot sun's melting you!
Peppermint Larry!
Huh? Candy Wife!
[ GASPING ]
Just breathe!
[ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!
[ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!
Oh, Candy Wife, what did I tell you about sunbathing?
Flapjack, you saved Candy Wife!
You're a hero!
How can I ever repay you?
K'nuckles: Can I, uh, lick your fingers?
[ SLOOP! ]
Did I hear someone say "hero"?
Yes! This boy's a hero!
He saved Candy Wife!
This act of heroism would make
a great story in the Scuttlebutt.
Flapjack: Me in the Scuttlebutt?!
Oh, my goodness!
[ GIGGLES ]
Now, hold still, my little hero,
while I make you look extra heroic
for the Scuttlebutt portrait.
Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]
This is the proudest day of my life!
Hold still so I can paint you!
Brave, compassionate,
determined, jovial...
Flapjack: [ GIGGLING LOUDLY ]
Extremely jovial --
these are the words that describe our young hero.
Flapjack: Oh, you're too much.
K'nuckles: Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of "much," uh,
how much does this interview pay?
We are a nonprofit publication of reputable journalists.
K'nuckles: Wha?!
We don't pay.
K'nuckles: Come on, Flap, let's go.
But think of all the publicity you'll get
when Stormalong sees that Captain K'nuckles
raised this heroic prodigy.
You should be proud.
K'nuckles: Hmm.
And that's how Flapjack saved Candy Wife --
thanks to me raising him up to be a hero and all.
Did I mention that?
Yes, about 20 times.
I want to hear it again!
K'nuckles: It's getting late, boys.
You can read all about it in the Scuttlebutt tomorrow.
The Scuttlebutt?!
Only the best adventurers get in there,
like this guy!
♪ A real adventurer! ♪
K'nuckles: Ah, Flap's way better than that clown.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Flapjack: Oh, all this attention!
K'nuckles: Yep.
Just wait till tomorrow.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: What is everybody laughing at?
[ SNICKERS ]
[ ALL SNICKERING ]
K'nuckles: So, uh, Peppermint Larry,
uh, has the Scuttlebutt arrived yet?
It, uh...sure has.
Flapjack: He-hey!
Hey, K'nuckles, your boy's a goof!
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: He's not a goof!
He's a hero!
The Scuttlebutt says so!
Who cares what it says?
Yeah, I just look at the pictures.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Oh, what a goof!
[ LAUGHS ]
There's the guy that raised the goofy kid!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Oh, all this attention!
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Flapjack: Cap'n?
Cap'n, w-where are you going?
K'nuckles: I'm sorry, but I've got to protect
the K'nuckles legend.
I can't pal around with a goof.
Flapjack: But maybe I could change.
Maybe I can make you proud of me.
K'nuckles: Nah.
Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
[ CRYING LOUDLY ]
Bubbie: Well, I hope you're proud of yourself,
hurting my baby's feelings
because of a stupid picture in the paper.
K'nuckles: That's it, Flap!
I know how you can make me proud!
Flapjack: How?
K'nuckles: You're gonna get your face back
in the Scuttlebutt,
with a non-goofy expression on it!
♪ Non-goofy expression! ♪
Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]
Thank you, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Here's the plan, boy.
Lolly and I will break into a fight,
and you'll come in and stop us.
You'll be so heroic,
you'll be in the Scuttlebutt for sure.
Flapjack: [ GIGGLING LOUDLY ]
I mean...right.
K'nuckles: Now, go wait over there
till I give you the signal.
Flapjack: Okay.
[ GIGGLES ]
K'nuckles: You ready, Lolly?
Oh, yeah.
You take that back, K'nuckles!
K'nuckles: No way!
I'll say what I want!
This is my town!
Oh!
You want to start something, old man?
K'nuckles: You bet I do!
Let's do this, then!
Finish him, Lolly!
K'nuckles: You're gonna regret this.
Here I come!
Men! Men!
Violence is not the answer to our problems.
But I know what is...
hugging!
[ GIGGLING LOUDLY ]
Oh, it's just that goofy kid again.
Yeah, him and his goofy friends.
K'nuckles: Hmm, time for plan "B."
Somebody! Save me!
I got stuck up here,
and I don't know how to get down!
Somebody! Help me!
Flapjack: I'll save you!
Oh!
[ GRUNTS loudly ]
♪ Aha! ♪
You're safe now.
The crates will hurt you no more.
Oh!
Another story for you, sir.
You are on fire this week.
Actually, I've been on fire since I was birthed.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Good stuff, good stuff.
I am going to use that.
Flapjack: Cap'n, it didn't work.
K'nuckles: No, Flapjack, we didn't work.
Flapjack: W-what do you mean?
K'nuckles: You're a goof, Flapjack.
That's not gonna change.
Save me!
♪ Aha! ♪
K'nuckles: You're on your own now, boy.
♪ Aha! ♪
Flapjack: Cap'n's right.
I'm just a big old goof.
I'm never gonna make him proud of me!
Hey, kid, you want to make someone proud?
Flapjack: Yeah!
Well, then,
all you got to do is push this crate into the water.
You'll get into the paper for sure.
Flapjack: Really?
Yeah, kid.
That crate is full of poison.
You'll be a hero and save all of Stormalong.
Flapjack: But how come you guys don't do it?
Well, 'cause we're not strong...like you.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Then K'nuckles will be proud of me?
Yeah, kid.
You'll be rolling in pride.
Flapjack: Oh, boy!
[ GRUNTING ]
I did it!
I'm gonna make it into the Scuttlebutt!
Wait till K'nuckles hears about this!
[ HUMMING ]
[ GASPS ]
My medicine!
Where is my medicine?!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Hmm. A crate, you say?
Flapjack: Yes!
Flapjack, I run a newspaper here, not a charity.
I could run a retraction on your other story
if I got some information wrong.
Flapjack: Ooh, ooh!
Or you could change my picture.
We need to run that again.
Flapjack, why don't you come back
when you've actually done something newsworthy?
[ GASPING ]
Flapjack: Oh!
Hey, watch where you're go--
wait!
You're the kid from the newspaper.
You saved me marriage.
Flapjack: Really? How?
You brought laughter back into our household.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHING LOUDLY ]
Flapjack: You know, I don't need to have my picture
in the Scuttlebutt.
K'nuckles might not be proud of me, but I am!
[ SNIFFLES ]
And that's all that matters!
[ CRIES ]
That's all that matters.
Wait.
Flapjack, did you say you, uh,
pushed a crate in the water?
Flapjack: Yes.
I hope you're proud of yourself, kid.
K'nuckles: Well, I'm proud of you, Flap.
You finally got in the Scuttlebutt
without looking goofy.
And you got me in, too,
'cause I helped raise you.
Flapjack: Yeah.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Bubbie: Uh-huh, well, I'm not proud
of either one of you.
[ DRUMROLL ]
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ DRUMROLL ]
[ RIM SHOT ]
[ DRUMROLL ]
Good evening, folks.
Lolly Poopdeck is my name,
and comedy is my game.
[ RIM SHOT ]
Okay, what do you call a ship
that puts you to sleep?
A lull-ee poopdeck!
Lolly Poopdeck.
That's my name again --
Lolly Poopdeck.
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
You're so funny, Lolly!
Thanks, Flapjack.
Flapjack: A famous person knows my name!
I can't believe it! Me!
Out of this entire crowd!
Actually, Flapjack,
I'm not as famous as you'd think.
In fact, I'm pretty much broke.
Everything I had, I spent on these curtains.
And that's an eviction notice.
Flapjack: Lolly!
[ SIGHS ]
It's been my lifelong dream to be a comedian,
but it just isn't paying the bills.
Mother was right -- I'm not funny.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
That's not true, Lolly.
Your jokes bring joy and laughter
to those who are blue.
Then why don't I get paid?
Flapjack: Well ...maybe you should
tell your jokes to people.
Huh?
Flapjack: people have money.
Ah!
Flapjack: And then you'll see
how much everybody loves you.
You're right, Flapjack.
I need to go where the money is.
Money is, money is,
money is, money is.
Flapjack: You ready to go make some money, Lolly?
I don't know.
I'm a little nervous.
Flapjack: Don't be.
Just remember, you're hilarious!
Now go make your dream...
come true.
Howdy, folks!
What?
That'll teach you for trying to rob a bank, funny man.
Well, that didn't work.
Flapjack: Oh, cheer up, Lolly.
We're just gonna have to go somewhere else.
And I know just where.
I hope you guys saved some room for comedy
because I got buckets of material.
[ ALL GRUMBLING ]
Okay, what do you call a stack of cards
that's tired of lollipops?
A Lolly pooped deck... of cards.
[ RIM SHOT ]
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ ALL GRUMBLING ]
What do you call a ship with lollipops on it
that moves at an incredibly slow rate?
Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-lly
Poopdeck!
Lolly Poopdeck.
Thank you very much --
Lolly Poopdeck.
If I have to listen to this guy's
terrible jokes one more time,
I'm gonna lose it!
Let's throw something at him.
Hmph.
All I got is some money.
That'll work.
Ohh! Aah!
[ GASPS ]
Sweet compensation!
Huh?
Hey, you!
I don't want my customers throwing away
their money unless it's on candy!
Ohh!
And stay out, you bum!
That's what mother used to say.
Nobody cares for my jokes... or me.
Flapjack: Oh, that's not true, Lolly.
But nobody wants to pay me!
Flapjack: Maybe they just don't know
they're supposed to pay you.
You just got to tell them,
"Hey, misters, you don't give me any money,
I don't give you any jokes!"
You all think he's funny!
Now pay him some money!
The peanut gallery deserves a salary.
Flapjack: This can't wait!
You need to donate!
If you want to laugh...
Pay me time and a half.
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
Good one, Lolly.
Thanks, Flapjack.
Hey, you give me your money,
and then I'll give you your funny!
Both: Money! Money! Money!
Money, money, money, money,
money...money...money...money.
Flapjack: Maybe they didn't hear us?
K'nuckles: Flapjack, what's this all about?
Flapjack: Lolly.
K'nuckles: Lolly, what's this all about?
It's about me and not getting paid.
Dr. Barber gets paid.
Peppermint Larry gets paid.
The words coming out of my mouth are priceless.
My mouth should be filled with money.
Flapjack: Yeah!
K'nuckles: Remember the time
when you disappeared for three years?
Oh, yeah.
I-I took a trip. It was nice.
K'nuckles: Not that many people asked where you were.
Well, not that many people were laughing, right?
K'nuckles: I don't remember.
It doesn't matter.
Of course it matters!
K'nuckles: You have no idea
what you're talking about, do you?
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?!
Come on, Flap, let's get out of here!
Flapjack: Lolly needs me.
K'nuckles: Have fun hanging out with a bum.
Flapjack: He doesn't mean it, Lolly.
Hey, you bums, get away from my door!
I am not a bum, Peppermint Larry!
I am a comedian!
Aah! Ohh!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Ha! Did you see that?!
It's that idiot Lolly Poopdeck!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
Flapjack: Where are you going, Lolly?
I'm finished.
I quit comedy for good.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
but, Lolly, it's your dream.
The dream is gone.
I should have listened to my mom.
Flapjack: Who's gonna bring laughter to Stormalong?
Goodbye, Flapjack.
Stormalong's gonna have to do without laughter.
Flapjack: Oh, Lolly,
Stormalong needs your jokes.
And I'm gonna make sure the whole town knows it!
Hey, mister!
What?
Flapjack: What do you call a lollipop
that pokes somebody and gets punched really hard?
[ CHUCKLES ]
I don't know. What?
Flapjack: Exactly!
You don't know what to call that,
and you never will!
Oh.
Flapjack: Excuse me!
What do French people
call the deck of a ship that's named after a sailor
who made a mistake with his mouth?
I don't kn--
Flapjack: Well, me neither, lady!
I've got no idea
what French people call that!
But I know who does know...
Lolly Poopdeck!
All he ever wanted to do was make Stormalong laugh,
but he can't do it alone.
He needs your help.
And your money. So...
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
Shame on you, Stormalong Harbor!
Shame on you for killing a funny man's dream.
[ CRYING ]
[ HARPSICHORD PLAYING ]
[ SLURPS ]
Charles!
Yes, milady?
Is that little boy crying?
Flapjack: [ CRYING ]
I'm afraid so, milady.
Well, we can't have that, Charles.
He's spoiling my view!
What goes on here, young man?
Flapjack: Do you like to laugh, ma'am?
Why, yes.
I just laughed the other day
when Charles here accidentally passed gas.
[ CHUCKLES ]
That was milady, milady.
Flapjack: Well, unless Stormalong's
only comedian gets paid,
there will be no more laughter in Stormalong...
ever again.
[ CRYING ]
Take me to this comedian at once!
Flapjack: Lolly!
Lolly!
Go away!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
Lolly, it's gonna be okay, friend.
I found help.
Rest easy, my good man.
Go away!
Flapjack: She's gonna pay you for being a comedian.
Oh, thank you!
But first, let me hear some of these
magnificent jokes the boy speaks so fondly of.
Sure thing!
Hmm.
How would you describe a singing sailor
who falls while trying to jump aboard a ship?
How?
♪ La! Leap! Oop! Deck! ♪
Lolly Poopdeck.
Lolly Poopdeck?!
Lolly Poopdeck.
I once had a son by that name --
a willful boy.
His lifelong dream was to be a comedian.
Mother?!
Lolly?!
You're still not funny.
Good day to you, sir!
No, wait, I...
Flapjack: Sorry, Lolly.
Lolly...
Poopdeck!
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[ SHOUTING ]
I'm okay.
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Lolly!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Look, Charles!
That silly man hurt himself!
[ LAUGHING ]
That's your son, milady.
[ LAUGHS ]
More! More! More!
All: More! More! More! More!
More! More! More! More!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
I was wrong about you, Lolly.
You are the funniest man in Stormalong.
Your payment.
Thanks!
You're welcome, my son.
Oh, can I use your last name?
No.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: But, Lolly, they didn't laugh with you.
They laughed at you.
Exactly.
You see, Flapjack,
as long as I get paid,
then everyone is laughing.
Flapjack: Well, then, hooray for Lolly Poopdeck!
That's right, Flapjack.
World-famous and paid comedian
Lolly Poopdeck.
[ LAUGHS ]